Dear Car Manufacturers

"MrPseudonym" (mrpseudonym) 04/28/2015 at 10:00 • Filed to: Open Letter, Car Manufacture, Car Design

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Please stop placing angry headlights on cars that aren’t fast. Please.

Also, Mazda engineers designers*:

Die in a hole. That front end is a monstrosity.

*kudos to yamahog for spotting my idiocy

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MrPseudonym 04/28/2015 at 10:03

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First pic: well, they’ve just left us with the responsibility of making it fast, right?

Second pic: Goofy as hang, but it amuses me. Were I in the market, I would not be put off.

BigBlock440 > MrPseudonym 04/28/2015 at 10:05

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Headlights don’t go back to here, looks fine to me

ACESandEIGHTS > MrPseudonym 04/28/2015 at 10:07

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It’s just a trend I think. Sleek. Mean.

MrPseudonym > ACESandEIGHTS 04/28/2015 at 10:09

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If it has less than 400 horsepower, it doesn’t deserve the angry headlights.

If it has an option that does, then that can have an angrier grille.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > MrPseudonym 04/28/2015 at 10:14

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People’s perceptions of what constitutes fast is getting pretty ridiculous. If you can’t go fast with 90 hp, 900 won’t help you.

yamahog > MrPseudonym 04/28/2015 at 10:20

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“Engineers” have nothing to do with the styling direction. We just make shit work once the artists finish drawing and modeling beautiful and absolutely unmanufacturable, underperforming vehicles.

Milky > yamahog 04/28/2015 at 10:35

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I take offense to that.

yamahog > Milky 04/28/2015 at 10:39

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I’m sorry D: but hey y’all are generally damn good at what you do, especially working within given criteria and section requirements, and it’s not your responsibility to make the whole thing work perfectly. If you could do it all, I’d be out of a job ;)

MultiplaOrgasms > MrPseudonym 04/28/2015 at 10:39

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Most definetely

Milky > yamahog 04/28/2015 at 10:57

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Ha. I know both professions need each other. But for only having a “basic math” class in art school, we try.

*actual name of the class

yamahog > Milky 04/28/2015 at 11:02

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For sure. I was mainly trying to correct OP’s statement about engineers designing the Mazda’s front end.

MrPseudonym > yamahog 04/28/2015 at 11:38

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*is an idiot*

yamahog > MrPseudonym 04/28/2015 at 11:45

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Lol nah, simple mistake. But now you’re gonna incur the wrath of Milky ;)